We decided not to run the Winter Waddle today since I am continuing to have a lot of pubic bone/low back pain and had issues walking today. To bad since the weather was perfect for running. Good thing we didn’t pre-register, not knowing what the trauma world would bring today. Instead I decided I get in some elliptical time at the gym after work and once again it proved to be interesting…
-The weather was perfect, 30F and sunny, why were so many people running on treadmills inside?
-Just because you walk to the next row of lockers doesn’t mean I can’t hear you and no I am not planning to deliver this baby today.
-Even though I am pregnant I still have a right to change in the locker room without hiding, I’m sorry you feel I should hide my big belly and change where no one will see it.
-Why do some girls feel it necessary to put on make-up and do their hair prior to working out? Do you really get a good workout trying to stay cute? I for one know I do not look cute at the gym and don’t really care.
-Man on the Stair Master, is it really necessary to split on the floor of the gym? Yuck!
-Why do people bathe in cologne before a workout, is deodorant not enough?
-Really, jeans and dress shoes on the treadmill while reading a book!
-Lady on the elliptical, what can be so important that you must carry on a conversation on your cell phone during your entire workout?